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Comedy
(85)
decades
1990
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TV-PG
(85)
titles
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
people
Jerry Seinfeld
(21)
Jason Alexander
(20)
Michael Richards
(5)
Phil Morris
(4)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
(1)
Debra Jo Rupp
(1)
characters
Jerry Seinfeld
(21)
George Costanza
(20)
Cosmo Kramer
(5)
Jackie Chiles
(4)
Elaine Benes
(1)
Katie
(1)
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1990
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
-But, Jackie. -I said, out.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I told her I would have to think about it.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I think it has something to do with me.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
Everything I have I owe to this face.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
I went to the doctor today. I have mono.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.6s
-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
I must have picked it up.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
I used to share that very same outlook...
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genres
Comedy
(85)
decades
1990
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TV-PG
(85)
titles
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
people
Jerry Seinfeld
(21)
Jason Alexander
(20)
Michael Richards
(5)
Phil Morris
(4)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
(1)
Debra Jo Rupp
(1)
characters
Jerry Seinfeld
(21)
George Costanza
(20)
Cosmo Kramer
(5)
Jackie Chiles
(4)
Elaine Benes
(1)
Katie
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