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1990
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
(18)
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.9s
I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5s
-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Like us.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
Like this afternoon-- What is chicken Kiev?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
Like fire in a school is such a big deal.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.7s
You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
(18)
Jason Alexander
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Michael Richards
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Jerry Seinfeld