She's a nice woman.

The woman I'm escorting tonight's fairly undemanding.

I'm getting depressed, man.

Not only am I not a real man, I'm barely a man at all.

No, he's the man who invented mustard.

A real man knows when to quit.

Hey, pal, I happen to think that spending an evening with an older woman can be a rich and rewarding experience, okay?

And from here on out, no matter how tough it gets, I am never, ever getting involved with a woman over the age of 60 again.

You know, whoever designed this coat really had their finger on the pulse of the working man.