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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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"The jester,"

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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"anchors aweigh,"

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"snaky tiger,"

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- "lunch lady." - Wow! He skates like he fights.

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It's art, really.

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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All right folks, time for "couple skate" competition,

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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where you and your partners can show off your skills

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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and compete for big prizes.

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Singles, you need to clear the roller rink now.

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Axe Cop, buddy, it's "couples" skate,

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don't embarrass yourself.

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That means you, police guy with the axe.

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Ugh.

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- Couples skate? That's gross! - I hear you, man.

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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But you look like a pretty confident guy.

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Why don't you just get a girlfriend?

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No woman on Earth is good enough for me.

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Who said anything about Earth? Check this out.

Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy

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- It's an interplanetary dating site. - That's dumb.

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It's pretty scientific, actually. Uses love algorithms and whatnot.