Well, maybe you better hit me a couple more times then.

Uh, the bald one?

Where's the other one?

Isn't this the one kid?

Sometimes the sight of overwrought, weeping, crying loved ones can be quite effective.

Geez, Mom, every time I bring home a con, it's always the same talk.

No, it's time for me to perform that most wondrous of morning tasks, the opening of the morning mail.

By the time we learn in a couple of months we got the wrong broad, this whole affair will have blown over.

For Michael Jackson's latest music video, he got a little help from his friends, Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson, and Iman Guest Star in the King of Pops new music film, Remember the Time, directed by John Singleton of Boys in the Hood.