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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I know.

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-He said so. -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Don't you? Elaine.

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I know it looks bleak. I've been there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman liked this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...would have sent me running for the pHisoHex.

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-Really? -I still have trouble looking...

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...at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in.

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They're bacteria traps.

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For the most part.

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Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day.