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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.3s
Who could love me?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
I hate you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.1s
-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5s
Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5.1s
-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
Okay? Now, from what I know about you...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
I didn't tell you to have a powwow.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.5s
-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.5s
I mean, I call him doctor.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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