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Comedy
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1990
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
Hey, you should come over. Tonight's pipe night.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
With me, or in general?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
With due respect, I went there...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
...and the part obsessed with sex.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
What? You're breaking me up with me?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
--I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I think it has something to do with me.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5.2s
-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.7s
-What? What is with all these books? -I stopped having sex.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
...I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry Seinfeld
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